Photo-Snap Race

*taps fingers against keyboard* Funny enough, there's actually A LOT I'd like to say about this picture, and, I suppose I'll start with you know. Credits would you say? Inspired by chibi-trillian about a week back or so, and finally put into motion by my insatiable need for more fantastic fan-fiction, this race between Zoro, Ryoga, and Hatsuharu was born.

Originally, it was going to be in comic form. You know, showing each step of the race- BUT, my muses decided to rebel against me, and point and laugh from wherever the hell they decided to take a vacation to. SO, as you now see, they turned into photographs.

Hatsuharu would have come in first place-- what with his bicycle and all. Those fan-girls in the background though? They’re discussing how they believe that’s cheating; however, they wouldn’t DARE to say that to his face, for fear of drawing out his Black personality. So instead, once he crosses the finish line, they’ll shower him with affection and praise for being ‘number one!’ in an attempt to save themselves a vicious ass kicking.

In the next picture, Sanji was more than likely going,

“Oi, marimo brains. The finish line is over there dumbass.”

Only to have Zoro retort, “TEME! YOU SAID THAT THE LAST TIME, YOU FUCK!” Or something along those lines. I bet Sanji would think that it was funnier than shit. Fortunately though, he eventually would find his way to the finish line-- with Nami’s help. She’d raise his interest once again in return though~

Poor Ryoga would come in dead last-- after about three more weeks had passed. But, he’d have a tin of cookies from the North Blue, so all would be well. Poor sensible thinking Nami would be going, “Ah… Er… but… but HOW?” While Sanji would be swooning, “Ahhhh~ The logical thinking Nami-swaaaaan is soo charming toooo~”

…As well as thinking about how much Luffy would love to have roast pig on a spit for dinner that night.